Scholz History Rant I was on YouTube. Some man, alias Destiny, posture fierce, voice trembling with self-importance, declared that everything is unprecedented . Literally everything. Every breath. Every blink. Every fart in the multiverse. He meant it. He believed it. And I believed he had inhaled the last of human common sense. Technically, yes, you could make a pedantic argument that he’s correct. Molecules never repeat themselves exactly. Quantum states fluctuate. Big deal. Congratulations. You have redefined “unprecedented” to mean “every infinitesimal speck of existence.” By that logic, vacuum is novel. Gravity is unprecedented. Your breakfast cereal is a historic anomaly. History itself is a hallucination. Absurdity. Utter, delicious absurdity. And yet. Here is the inconvenient truth for our YouTube philosopher: humans are stubborn creatures, addicted to ritual, bound by continuity, allergic to novelty beyond a point. Let’s review. Holidays & Celebrations Ch...
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